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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

A Sad Tail

This story is a parody. Read the original here!

I looked to the left. There was a buffalo standing. His name was Jafarrabaadi. I knew him since my school days but was meeting for the first time. I knew he had 1 breath per 3 seconds, this way his total breath count in a day was 24*60*60/3. That is precisely equal to 28800 as indicated by google calculator.
Well since he saw me for the first time he didnt recognise me. To promote our friendship, i offered him pedigree. But knowing that it was for dogs he got offended. I got some complaintful letters and photographs from him about this. I buried them (since paper can be buried). But how to fix up memories? I still meet him at the back of my mind with my pet seahorse and my pikachu. he asked me "baaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" and hit me with his horns as a polite gesture.
I suddenly remembered about my time machine and went back in time. There was nothing notable about the past except the fact that i had been a pokemon fan and one of my friends collected pokemon Tazos.
Well, so i came back to the present. The buffalo said "dont stay with me" and not "go away" and that has made all the difference. Coming to the more pertinent question, i wondered "does my seahorse love me?".  Yes! you guessed it right. The answer is yes and next monday its his 18th bday and he is going to get his driving license soon. Meanwhile i discovered that my mind wandered for a few weeks.

He said again "baaaaaaaaaaaa?" at which i offered him chocolate chip cookies. He smiled, but the smile, the smile was still somewhere the same in his face that i had seen in a photograph of my biology textbook.
I said "its a pleasure to see you here". at which he asked "baaaaaaaaaaa?".
I replied "I still enjoy laughing and crying with difficulty".
He said "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" We both laughed together.
"I have to go and get treatment for pikachu", i uttered "his thundershock attack has become less effective." He wagged his tail in sadness. He turned back and asked "Have you been using it against a rock type? Because man, if you're doing so then he'll be in big trouble". Nothing else was said or done. I walked away and suddenly pikachu thunderbolted me. realizing my mistake i hurried towards my high speed rowing boat. My pillow is still wet, but i let my seahorse splash enough water from his aquarium. Forever! every end is not unhappy, this is the right time to move on...